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metalgf:

Me, standing in the kitchen wearing an expensive t shirt as a dress, making chicken fingers in the microwave and drinking a glass of bud light raspberry rita: I wonder if my future husband could see me now in this moment. if he would be falling in love with me

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dajo42:

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

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tallinn2018:

Estonia on eurovision 2017 is just Stig standing on the stage and looking very dissapointed in Europe for three minutes

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Eurovision 2016 running order
  • Belgium: fleur east fan writes upbeat song for a boots campaign advert
  • Czech Republic: woman makes history for her country at eurovision by qualifying, gets fucked over in the running order
  • Netherlands: he has a bar
  • Azerbaijan: gonna take a miracle to get over this qualifying over Estonia/Iceland
  • Hungary: -youtube comments voice- wow can already see so many people falling in love song should be renamed to the pussymelter
  • Italy: wiwibloggs said this is "serving taxidermic poultry"
  • Israel: shines brighter than my future
  • Bulgaria: chicken dance and light up warrior outfit, actually works really well
  • Sweden: 17 year old kid threatening to rob a bank and post office if he's ever sorry, calls you the devil in disguise
  • Germany: and on this episode of broadcasting your weeb phase to an entire continent
  • France: -sweden 2013 voice- yOoOoOOOOoOOoOUuUUUUuuUu
  • Poland: Conchita's little brother sings about colours and philosophy
  • Australia: they snuck back in. europes chill.
  • Cyprus: cages and on all aspects expect physical, the lead singer is a wolf
  • Serbia: real life queen steps on you. you are ok with it.
  • Lithuania: young boy has a fun party on sta- wait what do you mean hes nearly thirty and has a daughter
  • Croatia: girl in interesting dress encourages sailors to find their lighthouse
  • Russia: "were pissed off sweden took our title so were doing what sweden did last year but bigger just fUCKING FIGHT ME SWEDEN"
  • Spain: everyday im shuffling
  • Latvia: PewDiePie really wants a career as a doctor so he can feel peoples heartbeat
  • Ukraine: another queen steps on you. you are very ok with it.
  • Malta: floating head sings for a few second. you are left confused and afraid
  • Georgia: that windows movie maker youtube poop you made in 2006
  • Austria: trailer for the next disney princess movie
  • United Kingdom: "cheeky nandos trying to be coldplay" "cheeky nandos is amazing, so this song is amazing"
  • Armenia: no you have not had too much to drink she is genuienly multiplying at that part
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donnyfrommontell: “Savage Stig (part 2) and #JusticeForJüri ”
thebaltictrio: “ Hug me like one of your old pianos ”
eurovision-boys: “ ph: Silver Mikiver ”
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